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Sunday, April 14, 2019

-=Toilet Saga=-


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Salvestatud · 3 avamata salvestist sel nädalal · 
Maddox Rules
2 tundi
People who have public toilet phobias are stupid idiots. There's nothing you're compacting in your ass that requires the use of a sterile environment. Just do a once over on the seat for specks, sit down and take a shit. Your ass isn't precious and nobody's going to be eating anything off the back of your legs. Get over yourselves.
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  • Dan White I'm much more concerned about smaller bowls where my wiener brushes against the front of the bowl.
    10
    • Tim Othy Ahh the dreaded witches kiss.
      7
    • Maddox Rules That's all the bowls
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    • Jhy Baillie Dont you hate when you drop the toilet paper, lean forward yo grab it and your dick falls in the water?
      4
    • Brad Six Tim Othy I didn't know there was a name for that, Tim.
    • Margus Meigo the shittiest is also, when you take proper dump and then some toilets design is like this that all the fing urine and shit will jump back all over your ass, the nfkig clean you aas on a sink, in public room, when it was cabin... 
      not a easy task.
      and then people look like i would be the weird one not the f who installed these toilets 

      these kind of toilets, if there is any anarchists left, should be demolished with a hammer 
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSnXV_teD5I

      i mean, what a fkis wrong with people 
      (not me)
    • Margus Meigo And have You been ever triyng to pee with proper hard on, 
      in any of these devices., freaking impossible 
      this is why i prefer living in nature, only thing to worry about is wetting the birds
    Kirjuta vastus...

  • Dewey Richbar This is exactly why I hate womens bathrooms. I mean there are men's bathrooms but sometimes I really gotta pee and its occupied for too long.
    Kirjuta vastus...

  • Alexandra Victoria Yeah, but if women could stop being nasty and peeing all over the seat, that would be great. 💛
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    • Meeldib
    • Vasta
    • 2t
    • Galadriel Lee Malinsky And that's why public toilets have the U-shaped seat.
    • Margus Meigo yep, people in clubs say, the females toilets is often more worst then mans 

      sad to think they become mothers also.

      I mean, i just cannot get it.. how can one leave from a toilet, public one even ,with out cleaning it ..
      even just for, arent it kind of shame, to meet someone on door and they like "well.. you left it like this. where a f are you born??" 

      i not even telling, cleaning your own sht, for this one who needs to be reminded about that is in evolution level so beginning, that might as well be a cipansee
    Kirjuta vastus...

  • Robert Dominelli I contracted Ebola from a toilet seat
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  • Chauncy Peppertooth I don't like shitting with people around me, jesus. Dude, there's nothing weird about that you dope.
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    • Justin Novorot Chauncy Peppertooth there are people who won't use single stall restrooms due to fear of bacteria that can be found plenty of other public places. That's who this post is being directed at.
    • Margus Meigo Is not like the people are there, giving ratings to your butt hole, analysing your smell nuances and giving reviews about the lack of proper sound in National Enquirer 
      well,some perhaps do, but that's another story. 
      For me is disgusting enough to live in a City house where everyone's shit and farting, jacking and God knows what, is ALL around you, in few meters, 
      Not much different then public toilets the ENTIRE FREAKING LIFE -at most FEW meters more .. but there is at least no crap floating above Your head (inside pipes) in most public toilets as inmost public houses where people live top of each other. like ... not even wanna say ... 

      but yea, it is clearly perversion to live in massive public house , specially if You not in top floor /pent house level. 
      As like how can You make love to Your wife when there is all directions around, ANY kind of unimaginable discasting things, that can happen.. besides there is no room for soul and spirit. 

      i mean it is not HUMAN-like to live top of each other, 

      And city people worry about decency and all that makes me ... not even wanna say...
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  • Foto kirjeldus ei ole saadaval.
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    • Hahaa!
    • Vasta
    • 2t
    • Katherine Smith Karen Orme this is how I use public toilets. Good for a core workout
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    • Monica Maddox Karen Orme omg thank you, I've been looking all over for this but it's so hard to Google 😂
    • Margus Meigo You should see how Russian "newage/partyass" girls in clubs do, they literally climb with high heels on to toilet seats ...and then piss all over and broke the seat covers... i mean. .what a f... the high heels should even MORE make it easy to squat, if not wanna use the cover.. or not have brain to use toilet paper for cleaning.. climbing top of the toilet seat ... what a acrobatics it is .. 

      many things we not understand this culture even after third invasion in hundreds of years 

      i first in years did not believe this, thought it was insulting parody, joke.. they russophobes told.. but then i was looked like naive, ..by many at times.. and told, they do more crzy stuff in there
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  • Leopold Smith i just cant shit in public unless it's an emergency. its literally a mental block. it has nothing to do with how sanitary it is--in fact most public restrooms are probably kept at a higher standard than my own
    • Margus Meigo someone have yo scare you shitless one day in public, then u get over it 
      --
      laxative in middle of city also helps
    Kirjuta vastus...

  • Michael John I love ass, and i’m a plumber. I picked the right career
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  • Derek Belden Stupid idiots... As opposed to smart idiots?
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  • Josh Spicer With three kids, my toilet at home is nastier than any public restroom I have yet encountered.
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    • Margus Meigo perhaps is better to clean it instead coming to internet and sharing it :D 

      my mother was poor, alcoholic, and alone, with 5 kids, with extreme tempers, and also with many drunks and bastards going in and out.. and i cannot never recall to have any dirt around in there for long
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  • Bethany Paquin Drop. That. Mic.
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  • Rust E Shackleford I think it's more about crabs than anything
    • Margus Meigo for me main concerns are the Ninja Turtles and Mr Hankey & all other beings that can jump in to action
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  • Eva Krempuš I once took a full 8 hour nap in one of those plastic portable ones. Surprisingly comfortable 👌
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  • Astelia Barrantes I’m more concerned with the people who will perish at the hand of my shits. 
    No poopurri is going to save little ol’ Pearl when she comes in the bathroom, takes a whiff and ends up stroked out.
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  • Philip Rawson I just dont want to be raped.
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  • Duane Harrison Well phobias are irrational.
    • Margus Meigo phobias are pretty intelligent and needed also, 
      unless it's PogoNoPhobia of-course. 

      Most of the city people got it and other aliens who are afraid of natural humans
      Kujutis võib sisaldada: üks või mitu inimest, habe ja lähivõte
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  • Margus Meigo PublicService. 
    When You wondering how come some toilets are so clean or what someones girl might be going as as hobby. 
    (( And people who are screwed up in head, think that She is doing wrong, not the ones who are first unable to use toilet properly, and then unable to clean after them self or others. 
    - there is FOR SURE not nothing more wrong with Her, compared to the most of the public toilet users who's mental development is stuck ad age 3,at most (relating to public decency ) ))

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